• 觉得好玩就随便拿去做好了 - [生活闲扯]

    2009-10-16

    mark the things you have done red, and then count it. 把你做过的事用红色表示,并数数有几件。

    ( 1) Smoked A Cigarette 抽烟(绝不,我怕火)
    ( 2) Smoked A Cigar 抽雪茄
    ( 3 ) Given a ring to a BF/GF 送男/女朋友戒指
    ( 4 ) Made a sex video 拍摄性爱视频
    ( 5 ) Had a threesome 玩3P
    ( 6 ) Ran from the cops 被警察追(我:外公!快!车来了! 于是他老人家就追我后头快步赶了。嗯,他老人家曾是警察)
    ( 7 ) Been chased by the cops while driving 开车的时候被交警追过
    ( 8 ) Had a turkey in bowling (3 strikes in a row) 打保龄球的时候全中连续3次
    ( 9 ) Ridden a horse 骑马 (很小的时候,大了反而不敢了,我是胆子往回缩的人,超无趣)
    ( 10 )Ridden a motorcycle 骑摩托车
    ( 11 ) Seen a tornado 见过龙卷风
    ( 12 ) Shot a real gun 开过真枪
    (13 ) Not showered for more than 1 week 超过一星期不洗澡
    (14 ) Bungee jumped 蹦极
    ( 15 ) Jumped from a plane 从飞机上跳下来
    (16 ) Gone surfing 冲浪
    ( 17 ) Smoked weed 抽大麻
    ( 18 ) Done chemical drugs 吸毒
    ( 19 ) Had a real relationship with someone you met online 和网上认识的人发展一段真正的恋情
    ( 20 ) Played a video game for more than 8 hours straight 连续玩游戏机超过8小时(最糟糕的那次……我真的以为从肩膀到手腕全都完蛋了…………)
    ( 21 ) Gone to summer camp 夏季露营(还有一大堆想跟着核废堆一起埋到地球爆炸的记忆)
    ( 22 ) Gotten a speeding ticket 拿到超速驾驶的罚单
    ( 23 ) Failed a class/course 挂科(进入大学后,关于这方面我真是……颇有心得啊)
    ( 24 ) Shaved your head 剃光头
    ( 25 ) Been in a wedding party 参加婚礼
    ( 26 ) Been to a nude beach 去裸体海滩
    ( 27 ) Bought on Ebay 在易贝(淘宝)上买东西(确切来说,我只是拜托别人帮我买。多谢了!小杜同学)
    ( 28 ) Sold on eBay 在易贝(淘宝)上卖东西
    ( 29 ) Gotten Straight A's 所有科目全得A
    ( 30 ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex 亲吻过一个和自己同性别的人(没一个家伙肯陪我试)
    ( 31 ) Shoplifted 在商店扒窃
    ( 32 ) Been Fired 被炒鱿鱼(哦哦,就是最近)
    ( 33 ) Been In A Fist Fight 参与一场拳斗(我觉得那次应该不算)
    ( 34 ) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back 喜欢一个对自己没意思的人(还不是单数,是复数呢~~…………为什么我要这么得意啦T T)
    ( 35 ) Been Arrested 被捕
    ( 36 ) Made Out With A Stranger 和陌生人发生关系
    ( 37 ) Skipped School 逃课(我的口号是,必修必逃,选修选逃!好孩子千万不要学习……)
    ( 38 ) Fooled Around With A Co-worker 与同事搞不正当的性关系
    ( 39 ) Seen Someone Die 亲眼看见某人死去
    ( 40 ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Kaixin(开心网)Friends 喜欢一个 Kaixin(开心网)上的朋友
    ( 41 ) Been To Paris 去过巴黎
    ( 42 ) Been To Spain 去过西班牙
    ( 43 ) Thrown Up From Drinking 喝酒喝到吐
    ( 44 ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Kaixin(开心网) 因为 Kaixin(开心网)而和某人见面
    ( 45 ) Been Mosh Pitting 斗舞
    ( 46 ) Been In A Mentally Or Physically Abusive Relationship 处于一段在精神或肉体上被虐待的感情
    ( 47 ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By 躺在地上看天空云彩形状的变化(还是大字型的)
    ( 48 ) Cheated While Playing A Game 玩游戏时作弊(在此感谢曾无私地帮助我作弊的vincent同学,虽然有了你的帮助,那次游戏比赛我还是可耻的输掉了……)
    ( 49 ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School 在工作/上学时睡着了(还做了很多有意思没意思的梦)
    ( 50 ) Killed A Snake 杀死一条蛇
    ( 51 ) Been Robbed / Vandalized 被抢劫
    ( 52 ) Won A Contest 在一次竞赛中获胜(虽然现在都不记得了,但是从抽屉底部翻出来的那些奇妙的各色奖状,依稀证明了我当年也是颇能战的)
    ( 53 ) Been Suspended From School 被学校停学
    ( 54 ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident 经历过车祸(然则每次都非常狗屎运的毫发无伤,不管是哪路神仙保佑,都非常谢谢)
    ( 55 ) Kept a secret 隐藏一个秘密(糟糕的是我都不知道自己藏了多少秘密)
    ( 56 ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night 一晚上吃完整整一品脱(约568毫升)的冰淇淋
    ( 57 ) Hated The Way You Look 很讨厌自己的样貌
    ( 58 ) Witnessed A Crime 目睹一场犯罪行为(不要来灭我口T T)
    ( 59 ) Swam In The Ocean 在海洋里游泳(结果还遇到了台风,差点没回到岸上……)
    ( 60 ) Felt Like You Were Dying 觉得你要死了(正在车里看书一抬头就看到大卡车的车前灯猛然出现在我右手边,听着尖锐的刹车声瞬间两车拦腰撞上)
    ( 61 ) Cried Yourself To Sleep 哭着哭睡着了(做梦太伤心哭着醒来倒是遇到过)
    ( 62 ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers 最近用蜡笔/彩色铅笔/彩笔画过画
    ( 63 ) Gotten a tattoo 弄个刺青
    ( 64 ) Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
    ( 65 ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 在餐厅吃完饭付钱的时候用的全是硬币
    ( 66 ) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 做一些你告诉自己不要去做的事情(手欠)
    ( 67 ) Made Prank Phone Calls 打恶作剧电话(曾经有一段时间很流行)
    ( 68 ) Kissed In The Rain 在雨中接吻
    ( 69 ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus 给圣诞老人写信
    ( 70 ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach 在海滩点篝火
    ( 71 ) Crashed A Party 去一个你未接到邀请的聚会(这个……接到邀请也不去倒有可能)
    ( 72 ) Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People 在一个挤满了人的车上旅行5天以上
    ( 73 ) Jumped Off A Bridge 从桥上跳下来
    ( 74 ) Swam With Dolphins 和海豚一起游泳
    ( 75 ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube 舌头粘/冻在一根柱子/冰箱/冰柱上(这种人生经历一辈子没有也无所谓)
    ( 76 ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes 穿异性的服装(方便嘛)
    ( 77 ) Sat On A Roof Top 坐在屋顶上
    ( 78 ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel 单手侧手翻
    ( 79 ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours 褒电话粥超过6小时
    ( 80 ) Stayed Up All Night 通宵不睡 (通宵不睡不算什么,那时候吃饱了撑的,通宵了之后第二天硬撑着继续去上课,还是政治课,老师特严还老点名回答问题的那种,所以还得真留神听课)
    ( 81 ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree 吃刚从树上摘下的苹果
    ( 82 ) Believe(d) In Ghosts 相信鬼神之说(我是啥都信的人)
    ( 83 ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time 在同一时间拥有30双以上的鞋(又不是蜈蚣)
    ( 84 ) Gone Streaking 裸奔
    ( 85 ) Been to Jail 进过监狱(看守所似乎小时候进去玩过,没印象了)
    ( 86 ) Played Chicken 和别人比试胆量
    ( 87 ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On 穿着衣服被人推进游泳池
    ( 88 )Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 一个完全不认识的人对你说你很性感
    ( 89 ) Broken A Bone 骨折
    ( 90 ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later 在河里抓鱼,然后吃了它
    ( 91 )Been Kicked Out Of Your House 被从自己家里赶出去
    ( 92 ) Black-Mailed Someone 给人写敲诈(威胁)信
    ( 93 ) Been Black Mailed 被人写敲诈(威胁)信
    ( 94) Flattened someones tires 给某人的车胎放气儿(e说她小时候老干这事了,这么一说的话,我的童年……也好乏味)
    ( 95 ) Drove your car/truck until the gas ran out 开车开到彻底没油了(如果我开车的话,这事的发生率很可能不低)
    ( 96 ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas 加油只加5块钱或者少于5块钱的

    才24条,我真是一个无趣到爆的人……………………

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  • 男子衬衫= =

    sa 无视吧
  • 王子装………………听着就好冷
  • ……原来不是王子装……^_^
  • 有什么好看的…………就是大好几号的T恤往身上一套,直接拿来当睡衣
  • 我十二条,还好,平淡是福。

    另:很想看大大穿男装~~
  • 但是仔细想想……或许还是不要努力增添条目比较好,比如说那什么吸毒抽大麻之类的
  • 我才17条,更无趣…………